A love letter (no, not to Lance, who just scoffed at the carmelized butternut squash I served for dinner, sniffing that it was like being given a huge plate of peas instead of something with substance....) for the whole world to see.
Dear Red Mango,
I don't know what you're made of, but you are the tastiest delight. I also don't know how you're gluten free, contain no fat, and only clock in at 90 calories per serving, while tasting like a sinfully delicious dessert.
I think you were sent here just for me, like Donnie Wahlberg and Edward Cullen-- but edible.
I love you Red Mango. I really do.
Love,
Kaari
If you want to go try it, give me a jingle.
3 comments:
I want to try it. But I heard it was all natural and full of organic this and wheatgerm that and I am having a hard time believing it could be delicious. Also, is it true that they don't have gummy bears as a topping? Would you be ashamed to go with me if I brought my own?
It is all natural, organic, and full of pro-biotics. No wheat germ, though, or I couldn't eat it!
No gummy bears--but they do have Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Capn' Crunch,granola, graham crackers....and a bunch of boring fruit and nuts. Bring your bears, I don't care!
Let's go! You tell me when and where...I'm in.
Brenda, Red Mango is for CHUMPS (so I guess it's no surprise that you love it!)!! Fraiche is the ONLY way to go!!!
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