This may seem like a rude post, but I assure you it's not. My dad and his wife were recently in Mexico on a cruise, and someone cased the joint and decided to break in and rob them. Once inside, however, this is what they found:
An old and yawny collection of church books. Thousands and thousands of them:
A crazy-large collection of hot sauces:
Copious amounts of beans and lentils:
An extensive collection of rocks and fossils:
An old computer. Maybe even one of the first ones ever made.
And last, but certainly not least, a full-size model of King Solomon's Temple, complete with winged centaurs. My dad made these himself using the face of a Marky-Mark 'Planet of the Apes' doll. Please don't make me explain this any further, or I will have to lie and pretend I was adopted:
When you break into my dad's house, the joke is on you. Let that be a lesson to you, crazy cat burglar!
7 comments:
So glad you shared! Although I do want pictures of the model now. It at least sounds like an interesting place to visit but not a location to improve your bank account should you be a robber.
I am just getting caught up on the Mostess today- This is terrible, who the heck would do this. I think this is pretty funny- We wish someone would break in here so we could get some new electronics and flat screens.
This made me laugh soooo hard.
Yeah, this is hilarious. I love that he has a Tabasco sauce collection. And your dad must be so insulted that the model temple remained untouched! Think of the stories that burglar is telling now . . .
This is pretty funny. I would of taken the trilobites. Those are cool.
Laughed s hard I cried!!! I remember your dad's temple from seminary...glad he finally finished it. So sad I never saw the Marky-Mark Centaur though. Bummer!
Yeah, Marky was a later addition. He dragged my sis along to Toys R Us to buy them. He described what he wanted them for, and the guy helping him ran away. I don't blame him.
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