Never a "Do"

I saw these 2 snazzy "do's" that are "uber-dont's" on a poster outside of a barber shop. Methinks no young boy should ever be subjected to "The Nike" or the "Pint-Sized Military Recruit." I also don't think you should be able to order a hairdo with a number. If you're dumb enough to order the "27" you deserve a junky-copyright-infringing sports logo shaved into your head. Feel free to disagree.