As you well know, we threw a killa Halloween party last Friday. What you didn't know is that our pricey, matchy costumes were total freakin' booty. We had stopped into the Spirit store a few weeks before, and were excited to bust them out and shame people who had on lame costumes.
An hour before the party, I pulled them out. My "costume" was a stupid mish-mash of ugly junk...some semblance of a scary dress, some weird capelet, 1 glove, some weird lace garter, and no hat. Lance's was *way* better though...his dapper ghost costume was also some semblance of a scary dress. Oh, and a silver top-hat. WTH??
What he bought:
What he got:
Lance hauled them on back.
Lancer: Yeah. I need to return these costumes.
Spirit Man: Sorry, we have a no return policy.
Lancer: Riiiigt. That's not going to work for me.
Spirit Man: Sorry, can't help you. We can't do any returns.
Lancer: My man's suit was a dress.
Spirit Man: Hmm.
Lancer: ~Rude-yet-convincing look~
Spirit Man: Okay, I'll give you a full refund.
Lancer: Yeah you will!!! (internal thought)
Lesson learned. If you plan on trying to buy fly costumes and shame your friends, check the package before leaving the store.
1 comment:
Hi--Ashley's sister here. I loved your McD's post. I've been reading through your blog and you are one funny gal. Thanks for the laughs. Your Halloween party looked great--your friends know how to get into costume! Wish I lived in the bay area.
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