Mine is leaving tomorrow, and he does so maintaining he doesn't snore, and never has. Currently, I am writing this while on the couch watching the news with him, and Mr. Snorebags is having a heyday.
When confronted with the news about his snoring last evening, he alleged, in a hushed tone, that it's actually his wife, Robyn. No explanation, however, on how/why he snored all through my childhood whilst married to my mom. Hmm.
The best part is that he is always trying to claim that he isn't even asleep...he's just resting. To prove his point, he will occasionally open his eyes halfway and blurt something out loudly. Suffice to say, I realize where my volume-control problems stem from.
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