Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Only Way Lance Can Get My Goat...

"Lance is detail-oriented". This could be the greatest understatement of all time. He has been known to bust out Q-Tips and toothbrushes in his quest for cleaning perfection. One time, he fashioned a small tube into a drainage canal for a flowerpot so the water would drain into the grass, and not leave a mark on the patio. As long as things are generally in their place, I could care less. Except for one thing: THE FREAKING WATER JUG. It's the only thing I care about, and Lance takes every opportunity to give me the ol' 1-2 when replacing it.

Here's how he leaves it:


Here's how I Change It:


On the funniness scale, Lance votes this jug rebellion as a loud "Yay!" Naturally, my vote is a resounding "Nay!"

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