Monday, June 18, 2012

Midtown, Greenwich Village, and why I Need Target

One of the best photo stores in the country is in NYC--B & H Photo. It has the most amazing inventory system I've ever seen. The entire store has this metal rig running across the ceiling filled with bins. The bins all have merchandise being ordered up by customers. It's crazy. Lance always likes to pop in and see what's new. I like to watch the bins fly by and pretend they're filled with candy like Willie Wonka's Factory.

After our mandatory stop, we walked to midtown to do some shopping on 5th Avenue. We got some great shots along the way.


We stopped in at the enormous Dean and Deluca store for lunch, where we ordered up tasty delights and watched a shoplifter get busted.

Don't worry, Ashley! The Big Apple also has your favorite cozy spots. You'll feel right at home.

After what felt like 3 miles (oh, right--it was) we made it to midtown/Central Park.

Lance checked out the Apple store. We have the original--this makes me yawn.

Next stop--FAO Schwarz! Blakely definitely enjoyed the magical toy wonderland.







I kind of want these. No judgement!

We headed downstairs and checked out the sweet shop. Sugar heaven!


This is for Heather! Mmmm. Cinnamon bear of epic proportions.

Fit in another stop at Mister Softee before heading back to JC for the night. Dang if that truck doesn't churn out a fine milkshake.

This morning I was delighted to find out that the PATH train from JC drops you right into Greenwich Village. That was the good news.

This was the bad news....

...followed by more bad news....


No handicap access, which means no stroller access. Which means down the 4 flights of stairs, and up and over the turnstyle with B by myself. It's not tragic, but it's definitely tricky.

The Village



I was starving, so I headed over to Bleecker to check out a highly rated gluten-free restaurant. My wise friend Mallory tried to steer me away, but I pressed forward, delighted by the idea of having a slice of pizza in NYC like a normal person.

This is what I got. A limp, purple pizza with what appears to be a cancerous mole on it. It was the WORST FREAKING THING I HAVE EVER TRIED TO EAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. And I have eaten some weird stuff in my day. The "pizza sauce" was some sort of disgusting olive tapenade instead of a tomato based sauce.

After 2 bites, I purposely got B all riled up so I could cut out early and ask for the check. The guy boxed the leftovers, which was the entire pizza, to go--right into the trash can outside.

The server took my pic, and it turned out just like the pizza--underwhelming.

I won't name it by name, but you can see the sign here. Note the trash can to the right. Look for my pizza box.


Moving on. I really wanted to shop, but all of the shops were up stairs, down stairs, the size of my closet, etc. I was slowly realizing a valuable lesson I will touch on a minute.

I did find a cute little bookstore where B picked out a Curious George book. She calls monkeys "munnicks," and always laughs about George's silly antics.

I'm trying to make sure B gets enough exercise and interaction with kids, so we hit up the Bleecker Playground.





After playing for a few hours, we headed back to the hotel for a nap. B is totally behind on her sleep, and is now boasting rings under her eyes. She's a party girl like her mama, but she's starting to slow down. I'm definitely looking forward to getting back home and just relaxing with friends.

Once Lance got home from work, we headed to NYC to the Shake Shack for dinner. It's near the flatiron building that I accidentally referred to as the gridiron building. Close enough.


The line was a mile long. No, really.


But OH SO GOOD! I accidentally overate, and Lancer had to run down to the lobby and buy me some Tums. But it was totally worth it.

Heading back to JC for the night.


Back to my thoughts on convenience. I need convenience. When it was just the two of us, I could have cared less about this. I would have stayed anywhere, anytime, and been up for anything. But with a kid--Manhattan is a tough concrete jungle, yo! When we were at dinner the other night, I was trying to explain the appeal of Jersey City, and it kept coming back to this: I need to be near a Target. I need a mini fridge, and a room with a microwave. I need to be close to easy public transportation. Everything in the city seems to be designed to weed out people with kids--all of the restaurants are 12 X 12, long waits, no kids menu, no high chairs, no restrooms, etc.

I love the suburbs. I love the sprawl. I love our backyard. I love my car.

I love NYC, and I've enjoyed every single minute here--but man do I miss Target. Lady Liberty ain't got nuthin' on the bullseye!

8 comments:

Hayley said...

You do need target. And your friends. And your backyard.
You do not need Logan though...we'll keep him.
You do not need purple pizza?!?!? My cancerous mole looked more edible than that thing!
You & B better rest those baggy eyes cuz we been doing lots of playing around these parts.
I hope you bought B a giant life-sized Barney at FAO!

Ashley said...

I'm so glad you've come to appreciate the burbs. I've been preaching this for ages. A big car with a big trunk and a big fat parking spot at Costco where I can buy 24 rolls of paper towels. Now that's living.

TGIFridays is vile. I am highly discriminating about my chains.

I am impressed that you made it down those stairs with B and a stroller. What do people with more than one kid do? Move to JC I guess.

I would totally want the William and Kate dolls!

Jenni said...

Jared often orders from B&H online. They usually have the best prices. We've never been to the actual store, though. Sounds intriguing. And next time you stop in the 5th Ave Apple Store, look for our friend Abby who is a manager there. She's awesome and funny.

Greg said...

Kaari, your description of the purple limp pizza had me laughing out loud! This was a very funny post. I have no idea where all of your energy comes from though. I was exhausted just reading about your adventures!

Greg said...

PS -- What is JC? Jersey City, maybe?

brooke said...

Oh my gosh..the pizza incident is so funny. Sometimes Pizza Hut is still the best pizza. B continues to be the cutest toddler on the planet. Buster would love to follow her around NYC and carry her purse. She could teach him a few things.

Glad to hear men have class in The big apple. It is usually other ladies who hold the door for me and my big stroller.

The Gilberts said...

Love those pigtails.

I hear you on surburbia vs the city. Fun for adults, rough on kids. Our friends moved there like January (actually wound up residing in Queens), they had an incredible job, large apartment, and still cut out of there after only 5 months. NYC totally weeds out families. Which is hilarious when I think of that guy in CA last year, who would take his wheel chair from store to store, demanding wheelchair ramps, elevators, etc be added to their facility and essentially suing over 100 businesses. (a real pill actually). Its parental discrimination.

Em said...

I was inspired to check this post out...we have the opportunity to MAYBE take a last minute trip to NY and I have been seriously wondering if Mita would be up for it. I'm glad you included your insights about B, naptime, strollers, etc!

Also, when we lived in NY, one of the reasons we left is that I didn't think I could handle raising kids there. I usually regret the decision b/c I love the city so much, but this post reminded me that my instincts were correct.

It looks like you had a blast, though, with some good eats--the most important part--besides the pizza debacle.