Nobody knows whose baby this is, but his shirt said 'I bet I git more action than you' on the back. If you are missing this kid, and you want him back, give me a jingle. If you don't, pretend you didn't read this.
Our tasty and healthy spread. We spared no expense.
Our highbrow friends, the Kearls. The other unaccounted for baby. I like his outfit, though.
The bathroom. I got a nice 'n' classy set of orange towels, and some lovely figurines. I thought it went well with the Irish Spring bar in the Hot Wheels soap holder.
Trashy Games. Yep, you guessed it. Fish-eye spitting contest. With real eyes. Taken from real fish heads. From the store. No, really. And Dobbie ate 2. Gag.
Kyle was the winner--he got a can of Double-Stuffed Chef Boyardee ravioli. LUCKY!! There was talk of him cheatin...but I ain't gonna judge him.
Ewww...why do these people look so weird? They're all gross and trashy. I don't know who invites them to our classy affair.
We put on our special wigs to bring out our cakes. Hot, yes?? I look like Lita Ford. I'm so lucky!
Okay, so there's some explaining to do. This is April's cake. Yes, it's brown mousse. In a toilet. With a gross saying. Yes, people ate it. Yes, I kind of throw up in my mouth when I see these pics.
My classy friend (and almost bride!!) Jojo. Hey, that's a classy name! It rhymes with Ho-Ho. Whoo-whee!
This skanky redhead caused all sortsa problems for me. I was really trying hard not to get arrested on my big day, but then she went and got all up in my man's chicken business, and then we had some problems.
But I got out of the cuffs, attacked the Chicken Cop, and then took off runnin...just like last year. And the year before. And the year before.
The it was time to deal with the skanky redhead that caused me to get in all sorts of trouble.
Then, I wondered what George W. Bush would do (Shout out to Texas and G-Dub!! Yee-hawww!!) and I figured he would want me to forgive her. So I did.
But, then, April showed up and started causing problems for me again. Why does trouble follow me?
What a way to end yet another classy year. I hope next year I won't get arrested, and won't fight with April again, even though I beat her pansy butt cause she's a wimp from the North. Just sayin.
7 comments:
Happy Birthday you classy woman! Thanks for the good time.
Wow, I feel like I was there! I love that you got figurines and the trashy mag for the bathroom. You are the party queen. That crapper cake was disgusting! I love it! It is great to see all my friends in their most flattering states. ;) But really, that picture of you with the cheese whiz is the best! Happy bday, whenever it was!
The really awesome part was I thought that orange rug was yours for reals and I didn't want to say anything...whew...dodged that bullet;) Yeah-looks like I was a total wimp. BUT I kind of let you win. And you had bigger hair than me.
Happy Birthday. And don't worry about the Kentucky Shirt. Kyle really does wear that all the time :) It is trash in the most classy way! Thanks for a great party!
I actually looked at all the pictures twice. You have great friends to get that decked out for the party--it seriously looked like Jerry Springer when you were fighting. I am impressed with your parties--you are one of a kind.
It rivaled the last W.T party. Good eats + 2 cat fights! That's what I'm talking about son!
you never cease to amaze me. it's probably best i was out having an uplifting evening with the youth of zion that evening.
the twinkies, the fish eyes, & especially the crapper which i hear you bought off craigslist & then ATE OUT OF??? the combo of it all would have helped my dinner surface all over your lovely backyard.
happy 33!
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