Thursday, November 29, 2012

Better Not Pout, Better Not Cry

The HO HO HOLIDAY DISPLAY-OFF IS COMING!

Dig out your boxes.

Secure your PDR.

Hang your lights.

Decide on your theme.

Get decorating.

The Big Jolly Guy may unconditionally love you, but we're here to judge the crap out of you. You don't want to end up on the naughty list, so think long and hard about that inflateable penguin.

Ashley is already hard at work. She told me her theme is "understated and refined."


 Keep going, Ash! Almost there! You're totally a shoe in!

The Bird is the Word

Thanksgiving Throwback!

 Team Jacobs back in the day. Don't worry about the dude's tongue in Lance's ear. It was unwelcome.



We did Thanksgiving right. I cooked, and cooked, and cooked. I really enjoy doing the spread when I have the time and ability.



My stamina was fueled by organic egg nog from Strauss Family Farms. Get your hands on a bottle of this if you know what's good for you.



I triple crocked it. Yams, stuffing, and Brooke's creamed corn.


Lance demolished the bird before I could photograph it in its brown and juicy glory.



I set a festive table



It was scrumptious




Beezie wasn't so sure. I think she ate a roll.



We kicked back, watched movies, ate a lot, and snoozed as much as possible. Don't be jealous, but ALL of us routinely slept in until 10:30 or 11 every day of vacation. It was heavenly.

We also went to see Peter Pan in San Jose. It starred nimble and spritely Cathy Rigby as Peter Pan. At the end, she pounced off the stage and flew over the audience, tossing glitter all over everyone while kicking her legs and waving her arms. Lance and I were laughing so hard we cried. Lancer gave it one thumb up, and said his foray back into the theater was premature.



We also hit up the aquarium in Monterey--I believe in driving for fun. Since we're season pass holders, we never feel the need to get there early, or stay all day. It's nice. As always, B loved it. She was recognizing a lot of the animals this time, and saying their names. She likes gray whales, apparently.


Her favorite attraction is the "washing machine." You stand in this glass dome, and when the tide comes in, it rolls over your head. She always winces and fears being drenched, but we have to drag her out of it.



We also played around in our yard and captured B in her cute pumpkin dress.



This week, the rain started and there's a chill in the air. It helps if you cuddle up with cute boys for warmth. Smart gal.

Makeover Madness!

Our house was looking like Tai in Clueless: in desperate need of a makeover.


I have no idea why it took us 8 years to get curtains. Actually, I do. We have lovely custom Levelor blinds, and never seemed to need them. Then one day, out of the blue, Lance says "I think we need curtain treatments in here." True story. He got measuring. That was step one.



The Before



And the After


Fireplace Before


Fireplace After



 We found this amazing product called Brick Anew. You do the base color, and then do 4 layers over each other. The result is a natural tumbled stone look. The instructions came with an offer for $5 if they use you on their website. I check back every day to see if ours is posted, and hope the proverbial check is in the mail. I also bought a fireplace insert that churns out real heat.We also hung the antique bell we bought in Amsterdam years ago. About time!

I also got new pillows for the chaise lounge, a new lampshade, and re-did the bookcase in an antique blue to match the mirror.



 A closeup of my handiwork--I distressed it by hand with Annie Sloan Chalk Paint



Got new pillows and rack for B's toys. Here's the before.



The After



Then we looked around some more and realized our kitchen was...ugly. We got crackin' on that, too. It started out as a 5'0's greenish/blue hue, and ended up a cool gray. We also got a new faucet.

The Before


The During




The After




Oh, yeah. We also did the accent wall in the kitchen a dark wine/plum color. We love it.






Then we took a good look at out janky carpets. We decided to rip 'em out.


Here's the after--beautiful berber carpets!




I decided to capture some pictures of our little house in the fall. Here it is in all of its glory! We will start with the front--all decked out for Fall and Thanksgiving.













And that concludes our home makeover. Now our house looks just like this. (you're a virgin, and you can't drive!)