Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Dobbie For Hire

Dobbie is pedaling his fine skills around the internet today. He would like all small children under the age of 4 to know that he is willing and available to do the following:

Show up at dinnertime and have kids feed him their gross broccoli:

He is also willing to lick applesauce off of a spoon, as long as you're cool with his germs

If, for some odd reason, you feel compelled to actually eat your food--he will patiently lay by your feet (or in between highchairs if you're a set of cute twinners) and wait until you find a particular offering offensive. Then he will pounce.

And last, but certainly not least, he will lick your plates clean. He's very reliable in this department.

Disclaimer: His services will also include popping your balloons, knocking you over, stealing your balls, slobbering on your couch, jumping on the kitchen table and snagging string cheese, and other various and assorted canine offenses.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

So, did you get the twinners to say "Dobie"? If not, what did they call him?

Kristine Gray said...

The fact I didn't have to clean any food off the floor or deal with leftovers make all his other antics worthwhile. We love Dobbie!

Ashley said...

This is so cute--all three of them! I was confused that this was a Wed. post til I realized it was last Wed.--why did it not pop up on my bloglines til now?

Ashley said...

P.S. I've always wanted one of those nanny dogs like the dog in Peter Pan. Does Dobbie hire out for that?