Show up at dinnertime and have kids feed him their gross broccoli:
He is also willing to lick applesauce off of a spoon, as long as you're cool with his germs
If, for some odd reason, you feel compelled to actually eat your food--he will patiently lay by your feet (or in between highchairs if you're a set of cute twinners) and wait until you find a particular offering offensive. Then he will pounce.
And last, but certainly not least, he will lick your plates clean. He's very reliable in this department.
Disclaimer: His services will also include popping your balloons, knocking you over, stealing your balls, slobbering on your couch, jumping on the kitchen table and snagging string cheese, and other various and assorted canine offenses.
