Monday, May 16, 2011

Firsts

Blakely has racked up an impressive string of firsts. Here are a few.

First family day at the park. Who knew that playing with sand toys in the grass is just as fun as playing with them in the sand?






First leery exchange with Logan--hands off my toys, Dogface!


First time at the beach, including a faceplant right into the sand. Awesome. Leg rolls like these are meant for showing off at the beach.




First time enjoying food! I thought Beezie hated solids. Mealtime was a total struggle, and she flat out refused to eat. I even talked to her doctor about it. On a lark, I grabbed some silicone spoons at Target. Turns out she hated the spoons, not the food. Now she happily scarfs down her fruits, veggies, oatmeal, puffs and melts like the happy little pudge I knew she was destined to be.


First scoot! Crawling is for babies, so B scoots on her booty. I place her a few feet away from her toy bin, and after a few minutes I look over and see this:


To say that B loves her toys is an understatement. She is IN LOVE with them. She definitely inherited Lance's ability to concentrate. She will sit and play for hours.

When she gets bored with the toys she has out, she scoots over to the bin, and pulls new ones out.



Jojo and I did a roadtrip to Manteca, where Beezie made great strides. First, she sat in the cart at Target.

Then she was playing at Auntie Claudette's, and started trying to pull herself up using the table. Next, she was leveraging the sofa.



And now it's all standing, all the time. Heaven help me.


First Giants Game! It was also her first time on a train. We went with my friend Alyssa, and her son, Ryan. I borrowed a little jersey for her from Colin, and it was so cute. To make her less of a dude, I paired it with a pink shirt and ruffly jeans. It didn't help. Everyone we met referred to her as "little dude" and "little feller." She may have a confusing identity crisis later in life, and I will have to cite this as the reason.

Ryan and Blakely...holding hands. I love it!

All aboard!


Alyssa and Ryan checking out the action on the train



Beezie perfected the art of screaming at the umpire. "Yo, Ump!! What are you, blind?? You're killing me over here!!!"


First time without a barky cough! Since she was about 3 months old, Blake had a dry, barky cough. It drew lots of rude looks, and questions from strangers. No, my baby does not have whooping cough. No, my baby does not have croup. I got used to stating "it's not contagious!!" after each cough. I did a little research, and found out that slight acid reflux can cause a chronic cough. She started on Pepcid, and lo and behold, the cough is now gone. Hallelujah. So long, seal bark!


First teeth! After drooling for months, the little white buds have sprouted! She has 2 little teeth on the bottom. They're so cute!

You can see them in this picture from her disastrous 6 month baby shoot. More on that later. This pretty much summed up the entire shoot.


I got in a few firsts of my own as well. For starters, it was my first Mother's Day. Lancer and Beezie got me flowers, a card, and a charm for my necklace. It's a silver flip-flop. I wear flip-flops every day, so it was perfect.

I love being a Mom. I have a happy, easy baby that makes me smile and laugh all day. She sleeps, she eats, she plays. She never cries, though she is certainly throwing little tantrums when she's unhappy--including pinching! She's my little sidekick, and I love having her with me wherever I go.

Next up--Gluten Free Rice Krispies. It's nice to have an option besides Chex.


And, last but not least, I didn't complain about not being able to go on the 3rd annual NKOTB cruise. That was a first!




Actually, that picture kind of scares me. Counting down the days to my July concert in LA!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Party Like a Rockstar

What do you get when you mix...

This happy baby


With this Partygirl's genes??


A baby who parties hard until she literally cannot party anymore.


That's my girl!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Let's go to the Hop!

I planned a 50's sock hop for my 35th party. We all hopped in my pink Cadillac, and headed on over to the Gray's Soda Shop for a night of twisting and hula hooping.


This stupid car was a big hit. Ashley and I made good use of it--we saw all sorts of exciting sights that made us pull stupendous faces!


Look! It's Danny Zuko!! Heyyyy Danny!! Looking fine!


Carly and I were no better

Nor were Inger and I



Whoa, Leeflangs! Get a room!


We dusted off the old jukebox and spun hits all night long--but not before we took some romantic shots in front of it. This one being the exception. Never discount the rage of a jealous high school girl!

Lance asked me to go steady with him, and I said yes! He's now my main squeeze, and I'm totally wearing his ring.



He got a little fresh, and snuck in a booty squeeze. I'm not that kind of girl--except that I totally am!





Inger and I tried to hula hoop in front of the jukebox, but this is as far as we got.




I totally made Lance's lettermans sweater. I bought the sweater for $3, and then sewed the "A" on, as well as the arm bands. Then I topped it off with the football on the front. It was pretty shoddy work. Tyler, in a rather mocking voice, said it looked "amazing--like a machine had stitched it." We can't all be sewing geniuses, dude! I thought it looked fairly good, though Lancer just asked if I was going to donate it back to Savers.


Miss J made an appearance



The lovely hosts of my party

We caught a glimpse of that skank, Sandy. She used to be all pure and stuff, but then Frenchie gave her this makeover, and then she crashed my party. We were totally judging her.







I got a little jealous again, even though Lancer is my steady boyfriend.

These 2 crazy ladies were locked in a hula hoop battle that spanned 2 1/2 songs. Fortunately for yellow, she beat white. I'm just surprised yellow even showed up. I told her I would give her a fiver if she actually showed. I later rescinded the offer when she failed to dance. I think she should pay me $5.




Of course, Hayley and I had to engage in some Rydell High worthy shenanigans.



I also got in some dancing with these 2 lovelies

Including an amazing duet to You're the one That I Want!" Since Mal was all hot and Sandy-like, I had to be Danny. But it was cool, because I got to fall on the floor and shake when I sang "it's electryfying!!!"

What night would be complete without a little old school throwback?? I won't tell you which song Louis and I were dancing to...suffice to say it references a Burger King....bathroom.


We had the 50's diner going all night long. It was serving up juicy hot dogs, sweet potato fries with my special spicy dip, my famous homemade BBQ meatballs, mini cupcakes, and assorted snacks and drinks.

The best part was my lame candles--as they brought out my mini cupcakes, they kept going out. Once they got close to me, I laughed and the air blew out my candles. One measly candle was left, and that one sealed my birthday wish. I'm sure of it!

And, thanks to Weight Watchers, I am now down 10 lbs! Just in time for the party. Ashley pointed out that fat + costume=nothing good. So I was sure glad to be looking more like my normal self.

Thanks to all for a fun and retro evening!